Have
you ever thought if the film you wanted to see would
upset or disturb you? If so, you’ll be relieved to
hear you now can find out this potentially life-saving
information at the Childcare Action Project (CAP) web
site.
CAP
is a film review site with a difference; here you can
find out how many offences to God are contained within
the evils of Satan's handbag (Pokémon:
The Movie)
or
how much 'Wanton Violence/Crime' is waiting to corrupt
you in the Devil's scrotal soup (Toy
Story 2).
CAP
score movies on a system based on the 'teachings of our
Lord Jesus Christ' (which is an unbiased system if ever
there was one). What it comes down to is this; these
screwballs review films and tell us how ungodly they
are, and if we are going to burn in Hell if we go to see
it. That's basically it, but it is well worth a read.
Fact:
Only one movie has ever been deemed completely worthy by
CAP, and that was the unashamedly drug-induced,
hallucinogenic trip-out of Disney's Mary Poppins.
Before you
take a look at our recommended starting point read
the CAP objectives and then tell us that these guys
aren't fruitcakes:
CAP
objectives
- To scientifically
prove a symbiosis between the entertainment media
preferences of youth and the relationship of youth
with fair authority (parental, exofamilial, other
youth).
- To analyze and
expose the content of Federal mandates that require
local schools to incorporate programs which usurp
parental authority and direction; which present
pansexualism and freedom from accountability; which
encourage re-examination of parent- and
Gospel-taught ethics; which encourage modification
and/or abandonment of righteous values; and which
engage in other non-educational matters.
WHERE
TO START?
Our
Recommended starting point for CAP is the review for
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
Read
it: http://www.capalert.com/capreports/southpark.htm
Cap
Alert Answers
Offense to God in Pokémon:
speaks to evolution and not to Creation
psychic powers to control others
demon-acting pokemon; a gargoyle with the ability to
control massive fire and power
portrayal that tears can resurrect from the dead
Wanton Violence/Crime in Toy
Story 2
theft
fighting
a video game killing
threat with physical violence
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