say that if you look hard enough you will find the truth,
and we think we might just have found it. The only problem
is we don't know if you are ready to hear the truth.
you live in the UK you might just remember the ex-soccer
player, ex-sport's presenter, ex-green party
representative and second Messiah, David Ike. If you do
you may very well have wondered "what ever happened
to that stupid mad idiot?"
Having been laughed out of Britain, God (as he
likes to be called by his friend) has found fame and
fortune in the United States. This is less surprising when
you consider that he’s convinced a significant
percentage of the US population that the USA is run by
alien reptiles, and that they in turn are controlled by
the Devil himself. Heck, it’s no more outlandish than
Bill Clinton being president…
"The most controversial author and speaker in the
world" Icke tells us everything we need to know about
the British Royal family, who themselves are really evil
reptiles that spend all their time holding parties in
Buckingham Palace for the worlds leaders, where they
sacrifice children and drink their blood to keep their
human form. He also assures us that United States
government controls our thoughts through a chip in your
PC, and that the role-playing game Dungeons and Dragons is
a tool of Satan that has led to countless murders. Oh, and
he’s also got some theory about billionaire Laurence
Rockefeller being an alien and preparing the world for
Icke's website is a massive source of entertainment...
sorry, “information”. It’s an amazingly vast library
of Mr. Ickes’ writings and conspiracy theories, and
should keep you happy for hours. Or maybe even change your
bad, or just prepared to go where others fear to tread?
No. He’s just mad. And we also blame him for the time we
got mugged in Amsterdam within four hours of our plane
touching down. He was a fellow passenger, see.
Turquoise-obsessed loon put curse on us.
Dave tells us all about the reptilian connection, and how
the royal family regularly hold human sacrifices at
Buckingham palace. This as good a place as any to start.