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Last Update:
15 August
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THINGS ON DARTH
VADER'S SHOPPING LIST
10. The
Emperor's prescription anti-bacterial toothpaste.
9. Two AA
batteries.
8. My asthma prescription.
7. Polish.
6. The
Emperor's pile cream.
5.
Selection of toys and jigsaws just in case Luke agrees to
stay.
4.
Selection of donuts and fizzy drinks just in case Luke agrees
to stay.
3. Copy of
Auto Trader for The Emperor.
2.
"Something for the weekend" in case I get lucky.
1.
Selection of jazz mags in case I don't.
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THE
A-TEAM
From the Bubblegun archives -
It just
wouldn’t happen today: a kid-orientated TV show,
scheduled for tea-time Saturday on ITV, in which the
main protagonists - and intended role-models - were a
mix of gun-wielding chain-smoker, social
misfit-cum-thug, womanising egotist, and a ‘comedy’
paranoid schizophrenic (or, if you’d rather,
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SCOOBY
DOO
From
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"Rooby
Rooby Roooooo!" Popular opinion has it that
Hanna-Barbera’s Scooby Doo went all crap upon the
introduction to the series of his pint-sized nephew
Scrappy.
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RUBIKS
CUBE
From
the Bubblegun archives -
Wild-eyed
foreign loner (possibly) Professor Erno Rubik is,
undoubtably, a genius - albeit probably only in the same
manner that Albert Einstein is, y’know, a
"genius" for inadvertently inventing a weapon
which has, inevitably, doomed the human race to
extinction. Having said that, not even in our most
fevered moments would we ever contemplate Erno Rubik’s
invention as being possible of genocide.
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BOY
BANDS
From the Bubblegun archives -
Those who
decry the modern music industry as a manufactured
showcase for puppet bands manipulated by omnipresent
svengali, should cast their minds back to the origins of
modern pop, and Elvis Presley, who himself was little
more than a phenomenon manufactured by Colonel “Tom”
Saunders – the inventor of Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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BLUE PETER
From
the Bubblegun archives -
It isn’t what it was,
Blue Peter. It’s gone all funky now, with the
off-their-face presenters larging it during a techno
interpretation of the main titles. It may be the
world’s longest-running childrens’ programme, but
the innocence of the show is gone.
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